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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Yeah how bad can it be? Some people have it worse than me I could be a child prostitute Or Gary Glitter’s family
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of TV and don’t move.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
Somebody help me, I'm being spontaneous!
I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
You messed up my self esteem... Bitch it's called SELF ESTEEM! It's the esteem of ya Mutha Fuckin Self Bitch... How did I fuck up how YOU feel about YOU?
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
