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Jesus loves you... He's not 'in love' with you.
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
It's been my experience that people who make proclamations about themselves are usually the opposite of what they claim to be.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
I'm not a drinker — my body will not tolerate spirits. I had two Martinis on New Year's Eve and I tried to hijack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.
Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.
Why would you beat up on a gay guy? I'm all for kickin' ass, but let's take out the enemy, you know, some good-looking straight dude with a nice car and job.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
