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In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
?As a nigga, we are not prepared to turn down a free god damn drink. We don't give a fuck what it is like 'this is unleaded!? that's spicy than a mothafucka, nigga I like that!
I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!'
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them.
I'm not addicted to coke, i just love the way it smells
I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
