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Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.
Whenever I see an autobiography for sale in the book store i just flip to the about the author section. I'm like, "Done, next!"
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
I'm actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house...
You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think?
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work in this town again.
Yeah how bad can it be? Some people have it worse than me I could be a child prostitute Or Gary Glitter’s family
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
