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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
My father has a high opinion of his opinion
There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
I wonder what the word for dots looks like in Braille.
I don't make it in regular channels, and that's okay for me.
I can say that. I have a television show.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
