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How come everybody cheers when chicks flash their T&A, but when I pull out my D&Bs, i'm a registered sex offender.
Friends take up time, and I didn't have time.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"
And my friend is black, But I don't know what to call him. So I just call him Jamal Even though his name is Steve.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Nostalgia is heroin for old people.
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
