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Never turn down an opportunity to shout "Fuck them all!" at the top of your voice.
America is a bunch o' bullies. tell me what the Iraq uniform is like. Don't worry, I'll wait.
Not everyone in school needs to look like a slut but there should always be one…and I enjoyed being her.
It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
That guy is just a mess, like God spilled a person.
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.
All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Who ever invented ALCOHOL should be shot immediately, Hangovers are the worst... I swear it feels like a fat baby is kicking me in the head.
Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.
What is stand-up comedy?
Stand-up comedy is a performance for a live audience. Usually one or multiple performers called comics or stand-up comedians are speaking directly to their audience. Typically a performer tells a routine of jokes or funny monologue with various stories and anecdotes chained together.
It's not uncommon for acting, pantomime, magic tricks * or singing to be used to increase variety of such performance.
In United Kingdom stand-up comedy began gaining popularity in 18th century and raised many great performers like Arthur Askey, Max Miller and Ken Dodd. The comedians were heavily censored and had to get their act approved and adapted to the censorship.
